The internet is for…anger management?

Okay, so maybe I’m doing the internet wrong.
I think I may attract every moron on the face of the planet on the internet. Granted, I troll /b/ every once in awhile, but seriously this is out of control. I feel as if everyone on the internet takes things way too literally. Let’s talk about a [...]

Extreme Makeover Home Edition: Intelligent Designers.

So, I was just watching (more like I was flipping through channels and I just happened to witness this event) Extreme Makeover Home Edition, and I heard the most ridiculous thing of all time:
First, let me set up the scene. To those that don’t know, Extreme Makeover Home Edition tries to do an amazing thing [...]

Macs: The college student’s new ‘Look at me! I’m cooler than you!’ item.

This is something that has irked me for awhile. 
I’m sick of kids that I know thinking they’re ‘the shit’ because they just purchased a Mac. I know you’re excited. I know you’re totally in awe of the shiny casing. I know that when you close it, you love how ‘cute’ the little light on the [...]

I hate carpools.

I hate carpools so freaking much, I ended up writing a list of 4 reasons why I hate carpools.
However, before you think or say anything though, you need to understand that I don’t hate carpooling or carpoolers. In fact, I encourage carpooling. It reduces environmental pollution and gives people a reason to actually keep their [...]